Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: GlobeDate: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.Though

On the rocks alert: Stedman betrays Oprah!

Publication: GlobeDate: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Now that her TV show is ending, it's up in the air how much the gossip rags will care about Oprah Winfrey. Still, with this story she climbs back into the list of the Top Ten celebrities in the gossip rags, with almost all the stories in the Enquirer, Globe and the low rent Examiner. Here are this week's headlines.As her empire

And the camera noses in to the tears on his face: Jaycee stepdad's tearful plea

Publication: GlobeDate: 1 August 2011Jaycee Dugard's stepdad pleads "Please don't abandon me!"Because obviously, though he isn't blood kin, he's been through all the pain and trouble in this relationship.I say "Do what you want, girl. It's your life now."

Hey Old Timer Gossip: Where are former soap stars now?

Publication: GlobeDate: 1 August 2011Once again, the Globe makes clear who their target audience is: people who stay home and watch daytime TV and have done so for quite some time. They don't just do a story about soap opera stars, they have a story about former soap opera stars. On the cover are Gloria Loring, Jack Scalia, Amy Gibson and some little girl in a "Guess Who" picture who has gone

She Fought The Law Alert™: This week's Casey Anthony stories

Publications: National Enquirer, GlobeDate: 1 August 2011Two of the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids are trying to keep the outrage over the Casey Anthony verdict fueled. Here are the headlines.National Enquirer: Casey loses $5 mil blood money deal after bitter public backlashCaylee's revenge!Plus: her new look revealedGlobe: Casey Anthony: Proof she got away with murder!Former prosecutor's

Meanest Story nominee: Loretta Lynn heart attack nightmare!

Publication: GlobeDate: 1 August 2011The months roll by, things come and go, but the constant is the dogs from the AMI kennel saying bad things about Miss Loretta Lynn. Now it's the Globe saying the country star and living legend is enduring a "heart attack nightmare".Here's a tip about reading these headlines. The words "nightmare" and "drama" usually mean "this story is blown all out of

Regis' shocking tell-all book!

Publication: GlobeDate: 25 July 2011Only the two supermarket rags that have the lion's share of Hey Old Timer Gossip, the Globe and the low rent Examiner, think Regis Phiblin is a source of hot dish. This time it's the Globe who says their is a tell-all book, for which someone will be paid $10 million. It isn't clear on the cover whether he is the author or someone is ratting on him. Here are

It's official! William named king!

Publication: GlobeDate: 25 July 2011Once again, the tabloids go forward with the rumor that Charles will be passed over and William will be king after his grandma dies. Note that Betty Windsor is only 85 and her mom lived to be a jillion. It's not a sure thing Charles will outlive her. Actually, it's not a sure thing Wills will outlive her.That said, having someone pushed out of line for the