Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: GlobeDate: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.Though

We gotta collpser! Camilla's nervous breakdown.

Publication: National ExaminerDate: 1 August 2011The low rent Examiner tells us the Camilla Parker-Bowles is once again upset, or continues to be upset. If we accept the view of the Globe and the low rent Examiner, she's always in a bad mood about something. In any case, here are this week's headlines.She collapses in jealous fit over Kate"They love her! They hate me!"I created a new label

Meanest story nominee: Kate collapses!

Publication: National EnquirerDate: 1 August 2011The Flagship has three stories in one about celebrities in trouble on the cover this week, but because there are so few stories in general - especially because of the J. Lo divorce and the Lachey-Minnillo wedding - all three will get separate treatment.According to the Enquirer, Kate Middleton collapsed on the recent tour and her husband has

It's official! William named king!

Publication: GlobeDate: 25 July 2011Once again, the tabloids go forward with the rumor that Charles will be passed over and William will be king after his grandma dies. Note that Betty Windsor is only 85 and her mom lived to be a jillion. It's not a sure thing Charles will outlive her. Actually, it's not a sure thing Wills will outlive her.That said, having someone pushed out of line for the