Good Mom Alert™: Angelina and the kids in London.

Publications: People, In TouchDate: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! I've written it many times before, but it bears repeating. Other people have to do something to get on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. Angelina Jolie merely has to exist.It's all about her and the kids this week, Brad is not mentioned. Here are the headlines.People: Angie and the kids take LondonIn

Love Bird Alert™ and On The Rocks Alert: J. Lo alone and... back together with Ben Affleck?

Publications: People, Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style, OK!Date: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! So, now that J. Lo and Marc Anthony are no more, do we care about how he's doing?Please. Get serious. It's all J. Lo all the time on the covers of the magazines this week. Here are the stories about her whooping it up.People: J. Lo Solo: Her birthday without MarcUs Weekly: J.Lo Parties Post

Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Stories of Amy Winehouse's death.

Publications: People, National Enquirer, Star, Us Weekly, In Touch, OK!Date: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Amy Winehouse was a fixture in the British tabloids, but she was barely noticed in recent years on this side of the Atlantic until she died last week. Now there are six cover stories about her. Here are the headlines.OK!: Amy Winehouse's tragic deathHer Last Interview (Exclusive

Love Bird Alert™: Elin Nordegren dating again!

Publication: PeopleDate: 1 August 2011The gossip rags have pretty much forgotten about Tiger Woods, but here's People (of all people) letting us know that Elin Nordegren has decided she doesn't have to enter a convent just because she found out she married a man slut.Good for her and better luck this time, hon.

On the rocks alert: The J. Lo - Marc Anthony break-up takes center stage.

Publications: People, OK!, Weekly Life & Style, In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National EnquirerDate: 1 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Easily the biggest story of the week is the divorce of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony with mentions on seven of ten supermarket rag covers. Here are the headlines.People: : J. Lo and Marc Anthony: Their marriage explodesThe real storyTheir constant

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: The wedding of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.

Publications: People, Weekly Life & Style, OK!, Us WeeklyDate: 1 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got married in a quiet little ceremony that will be aired of TLC, a cable outfit that used to be The Learning Channel. They have since learned that dumb reality TV shows do better than actual educational stuff, so they give us this. Here are the