Meanest Story nominee: Michael Douglas' NEW cancer shocker.

Publication: StarDate: 1 August 2011Michael Douglas' health problems were all over the tabloids late last year, but after several predictions of his imminent demise, one of which came with a deadline that has already passed with the star still alive, the story was pretty much dropped. Now, Star has a grainy telephoto picture of him smoking and these headlines.Smoking again and fighting for his

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ and Rich People are Rich: This week's Jen and Justin news.

Publications: In Touch, StarDate: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Two new stories about the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux romance are in the supermarket rags this week, and they both point in the same positive direction. Here are the headlines.In Touch: Jen & Justin: $60 million mansionStar: Jen and Justin set the date (Exclusive)I don't know if any of the stories can be trusted,

Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Stories of Amy Winehouse's death.

Publications: People, National Enquirer, Star, Us Weekly, In Touch, OK!Date: 8 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Amy Winehouse was a fixture in the British tabloids, but she was barely noticed in recent years on this side of the Atlantic until she died last week. Now there are six cover stories about her. Here are the headlines.OK!: Amy Winehouse's tragic deathHer Last Interview (Exclusive

Problems With Plastic Alert: Plastic surgery confessions!

Publication: StarDate: 1 August 2011(photo nicked for exposay.com, copyright Chris Hatcher)Another grab bag of celebrities who have gone under the knife are presented on the cove of Star this week. There are a couple of "Guess Who?" pictures, but as you know, I don't play that. A lot of the women are older stars barely of any interest to the tabloids. For example, Linda Evans get mentioned for

On the rocks alert: The J. Lo - Marc Anthony break-up takes center stage.

Publications: People, OK!, Weekly Life & Style, In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National EnquirerDate: 1 August 2011Fresh trash on Thursdays! Easily the biggest story of the week is the divorce of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony with mentions on seven of ten supermarket rag covers. Here are the headlines.People: : J. Lo and Marc Anthony: Their marriage explodesThe real storyTheir constant

Demon Rum Alert™: Harry Potter star's drunken binges!

Publication: Star magazineDate: 25 July 2011Welcome to gossip hell, Daniel Radcliffe! The gossip rags l-o-v-e Twilight, but this is the first story about anyone from the Harry Potter cast on a supermarket checkout rag cover in a year and half at least. Star wants you to know young Mr. Radcliffe is a drunk, but he's already admitted to this in interviews and he says he's given the stuff up.