Meanest Story nominee: Michael Douglas' NEW cancer shocker.

Publication: StarDate: 1 August 2011Michael Douglas' health problems were all over the tabloids late last year, but after several predictions of his imminent demise, one of which came with a deadline that has already passed with the star still alive, the story was pretty much dropped. Now, Star has a grainy telephoto picture of him smoking and these headlines.Smoking again and fighting for his

Meanest story nominee: Yet another premature story about the Jackie O tapes.

Publication: National ExaminerDate: 8 August 2011Okay, let's get the facts out of the way first. There are tapes of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis that have not been released to the public. According to reliable sources, Caroline Kennedy will authorize their release this September.Now we are expected to believe the low rent Examiner has a source that will tell us what's on them. They promise a

Meanest story nominee: Celeste Holm's nightmare

Publication: National ExaminerDate: 8 August 2011Welcome to gossip hell, Miss Celeste Holm! I loved her so much in movies that were made before I was born, like All About Eve and Champagne for Caesar. Well now, it's the low rent Examiner that tells us her family is squabbling about her money and she may lose her home.The good news is that this is not a Brave Last Days alert for the Academy Award

Meanest story nominee: Kate collapses!

Publication: National EnquirerDate: 1 August 2011The Flagship has three stories in one about celebrities in trouble on the cover this week, but because there are so few stories in general - especially because of the J. Lo divorce and the Lachey-Minnillo wedding - all three will get separate treatment.According to the Enquirer, Kate Middleton collapsed on the recent tour and her husband has

Meanest story nominee: Willie Prison shocker!

Publication: National ExaminerDate: 1 August 2011The low rent Examiner tells a true story this week, also reported by reputable news agencies, that Willie Nelson faces jail time because as they put it, "Judge throws the book at country star".Here are the details, found online. Willie smokes the herb. We already knew that. He got caught smoking and was put on trial. He's an old guy, and a